Do Not Put Your Wiener in Your Vacuum Cleaner
TIFU by trying to masturbate with a vacuum cleaner NSFW : tifu
Last week we told you the story of a guy who tried jerking off with a coconut , which ended very badly End of story. Regardless, a bloke who goes by the Reddit username of FrostZephyr posted a 'Today I Fucked Up' story about how he tried to get a vaccum hose to One day, when my entire family went to an event leaving me at home, I decided to seize upon this opportunity and try it out.
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Teenage boy is full of raging hormones and has exhausted the list of household items to put his penis inside. Teenage boy decides the suction pipe of the vacuum would be the ideal next step. It added a spinning propeller, a razor-sharp blade mounted a few inches inside the end of the vacuum hose. At least that was the plan. The reality is that these vacuum cleaners did exist, and one German doctor did his PhD thesis on this very topic, presenting cases of men whose penises had been mangled by a certain brand of cleaner.