There are many sexual terms that are thrown around and their meanings are somewhat unknown. Below is a list of the more commonly used terms. Score yourself 1 point for each of these you have done, then compare your score to the chart below. Abe Lincoln — Jizz on the face of an unconscious person.
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Top definition. The Angry Pirate unknown. When a chick is giving you head and you pull out and blow it in her face, then you hit her in the knee and she is jumping around covering one eye. That chick made me mad so i pulled the angry pirate on her! When boning a girl and almost about to bust a knut , you spit on her back so she thinks you have busted on her back, she then turns around at which point you cream in her eye and she closes it unable to see. The Result: a girl hobbling with one eye open to look like a pirate making this sound "arrrhh". John found out his girlfriend has slept with another man, so he gave her the angry pirate.
What is an angry pirate?
Pirate has multiple meanings in sexual slang. Several of them emerged in the 20th century and play off the tradition that pirates took whatever they wanted, including sex, which was "seen as a conquest. The most common usage is Australian slang for a man searching around for casual sex , as in "on the pirate" or the verb "to pirate". It has also been used to describe a pimp who steals a prostitute from another pimp. A more recent slang usage is a fictitious sex act called "the pirate" or "the angry pirate".
Would you like to spice things up between the sheets? Are you after trying something different and not the boring old missionary and doggy style again and again? Well, these 5 not so popular sex positions are definitely the ones that we do not advise you to give a go. Seriously, someone might get hurt, and you sure do not want that. But why did we even bother putting them into an infographic to spread the word about them, you may ask.
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